
I arrived at my ancestral home to discover that in my hurry, I had left the plastic canvas brim behind. Swearing ensued. My mother helped me improvise with a piece of cardboard. Then came yet more problems with figuring out exactly where I was supposed to sew stuff together. I asked my mom for advice; she said she had no clue. (It seems for a lot of us stitchery skipped a generation, huh?) I finally got the hat slapped together about two minutes before giving it to my father. He put it on... and immediately wanted me to make the back longer.
He may be getting a Chia Pet next year.
I added a few rows to the back and some decreases to make the hat tighter. Then, in what I would call a true stroke of irony, I found plastic canvas in my late grandmother's stash and had to figure out how to swap out the cardboard for it. Finally I handed it to my father, who put it on and said "that's good." I replied "it better be. I'm out of yarn."

I'm not saying this is a bad pattern, because I don't think it is. I think it's a good pattern. But with clearer sewing instructions, it could have been a great pattern.
3 comments:
Dammit, Jim! I'm a crocheter, not a seamstress!
Chia pet = made me laugh out loud! Great blog you have here!
Aaaahhh, yes . . . creating anything in 3D is a TOTAL BEAR! And there is nothing more heartbreaking than a lovely pattern with not-s-lovely directions. Hang in there tho', as you try and write your own patterns, you may develop more sympathy. Or not, as this author was paid, one assumes.
Your dad is a hoot, though, "make it longer" - I'll give you longer, buddy.
Serious, nice job.
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