Says StringTheory2.0: "The purl face isn't as happy as the knit face."
And getting less happy by the minute.
Now we move on to the swearing.
StringTheory2.0: "Finally, a smile!"
Though really it's more of a sardonic "I can't believe I'm letting this yarn get the better of me" smile.But even though purling hates me with a passion, it's okay because ST2 says she's never seen anyone work so hard and learn so fast at knitting and I'm "a bit of a fiber prodigy." It's one of the best best best compliments I've ever gotten and it's from the best knitter I know so I wanted to brag a little. Thanks ST2!